Since We Live Together

Damn, woman! Where’s my beer now?

Oh, what a headache i’ve got after that big crazy
I got drunk, shot my wad and I felt like junk
Then I realized something changed
And now I see you by my side –
You are my man, I am your bride
It happened so suddenly and will last eternally
I’m confused to a T, I can’t believe this could be
I see that marriage is not what they used to show on TV
Now I guessed what it means to me –
I’m getting less and less free

I see you every day – it should be otherwise
Every week for me is like seven tries
When I sex with you – it’s just an exercise
I’m stuck forever!

Chorus

It goes on and on
Since we live together (x2)
It goes on and on
I love you right along
But it’s not easy to be patient and strong
It goes on and on
Now I see that my big love is gone
It goes on and on I’ll never leave you alone
But it’s not easy to be patient and strong

Some time passed and I discovered that you’re a poke,
You splutter when you talk, limb when you walk and do your daily work
I started noticing the most unimportant things
And everything that’s happening to me is like a sick joke!
I’m so disgusted when you tremblekiss me
You’re weak and you’re freak and you can’t possess me
You found no approaches to my personality,
Can not undress me, caress me, protect and guess me

I can’t stand it anymore – I get in such a rise
You know what it’s for, you try to be wise
I snafu all again – you apologize
I’m stuck forever!

Chorus

My mama told me I should be nice
I shouldn’t curse and drink too much
I’ve never taken her good advice
And now I have to pay the price

It’s like in childhood – the sweetest kasha turns into shit
When mama stuffs another spoon and says that I must eat
If it’s not eaten – I’ll be beaten, so I had to spit!
Now I spit your love – it became too sweet
Driving me mad, I said I’d better be dead
Eat my morning bread, be fat, the situation’s all wet
I gotta go to your bed and simply get what I get ’cause
It’s my motherfucking duty you said!

Chorus

Since then I don’t take any decisions one over the eight
Think before jump! I’m telling you straight, ’cause it can be late!

Favorite Mistress

Dry your tears, sista

Hey, yo, listen to me
It’s not the first time you get into such a situation
Cuz I’m sure you used to do something that you didn’t really want to
You just tried to justify somebody’s hopes, but failed,
Because your desire to do it was fake
And then you felt so bad!

Verse 1

I’m not nervous, mommy, I’m just tired to be your docile daughter
You always wanted me to become a sort of “must-have-been-you”,
Fulfil your childhood dream come hell or high water
And I really got it, yeah, I was trying to be upfront
But you were blind to my truth – it didn’t correspond
To the picture of the world which you wanted me to live in
Even you kept rubbing it in and now you see me leaving
Raised your eyebrows on how I could live in such a mess
I confess, I needed a bit of everything
You said it’s worthless, but I yelled  – order is sameness
The only thing that I got from you was just your protest
So I had to be good, I had to be polite – it annoyed me
Sometimes I needed a bloody fight, but def I had to put out
My tremendous inner light – it destroyed me
I wouldn’t get you upset, so I did as you said I might

Chorus:

Look, I was trying to get
Your esteem and your respect
I really stood on my head
To grow your favorite mistress
But then I felt myself bent
I understood that’s the end
Because I wasn’t quite meant
To be your favorite mistress

Verse 2

And my lover wasn’t good for you – he was a creep you said
Negligible quantity, he made you feel so bad
My man should be well-heeled, and he should be the best
But who is that hollow dork? You hate his ass
You never let him in the door – he caused you distress
No matter it hurt me deep it turned to abscess
I followed your policy to be pure
Apart from my feelings they were caged for sure
Strict clothes, good manners, artificial speeches
I’m gorgeous, real lady, unlike those stupid bitches
But I felt ill at ease, I should believe you
Still it’s my life, I’m the only one to live it
First, I didn’t think of resisting you at all
But everything I did in my life incited only gall
I knew it was time for my stubborn mannish nature as you call it
And all my being claimed I didn’t really want it

Chorus

Verse 3

Coming up, coming up to your big goal
I give up, screw it up, and I am in fault
Trying to reach ya, you were trying to teach me
Reluctant to diss ya, now I kiss ya
Forgive me, I failed to be an exemplary split
Simply I turned out to be completely unfit
I’m a bad girl, and all my chances are hurled
But now I feel much better and my grounds are firm

Chorus

Corporate Logic

Verse 1

Our company was just starting a deal when it occurred to my boss to hire me, lady STL
Lots of clever candidates demonstrated broad vision at selection process, go-no-go decision
My sexiest gear pushed on decision’s taking – I’m ready to start, heh, money-making
Miss Thang was gonna start introducing my job:
“Another bitch in the house, why not a nice baby-pop?”
Shut up, shit, I just thought to myself, I’m a lady STL, I’ll give you hell
She went on explaining what is our common dream
Sat back introducing our company’s team:
“Yo, nice to meet you, Mr. Low, Mr. Tea and Toady-boy!”
I knew they’re ultimate dorks, despite all that crap I had to get to my wizzwork

Chorus:

One produces that shit
Somebody gotta use it
And I just sit and spit
And we all do that in the company’s interest
Mr. Tea throws a fit
Toady-boy steals a bit
And I just sit and spit
And we all do that in the company’s interest

Verse 2

Meanwhile I was surprisingly enthused
By the fact that miss Thang was extremely profuse
Talking ‘bout flashy cars and trendy restaurants
What she needs, who she wants, who’s another guy to bonk
After that Mr. Low couldn’t restrain from porno web-sites
Waiting for the colleagues leave the office and to work nights
Toady-boy was not just curious in this
His investigator’s talent never left him in peace
Next morning secretary’s giggling in the hall
Revealed the whole story with the message to all
We new that Mr. Tea was jealous, Sir Low even lower
Miss Thang – just delicious, trying to get over
So I concluded that for well-paid positions
One should abandon all the inner inhibitions
Corporate logic is something like black box,
But finally I’ve guessed how all this stupid system works:

Chorus

New Year Hairy Tale

Verse 1

Little boys and girls fingers get frozen
As the New Year’s night coming closer
T-s-s-s! They are still happy and fine
Cuz they dunno yet who’ll be their Merry Santa this time!
“Tell us! Tell us!” – Your Santa’s nasty and hot
She’s gonna come to your house when she’s through with her pot
“Hey, Santa, it’s time to get to the car!” – “Wait ‘till I’m shaved, dork,
Warm up your choo-choo so far! Where’s my bra?
And my holiday pants? Fuck! Here they are!
Up to the midnight I should be a star, you see –
I gotta get dressed and be ready, a-ha! Ah?
No chupa-chups, no chocolate, no toys –
Phallus for ladies and “Hustler” for boys!”
“What? Who’s gonna let you in?”
“Open the door, cuz the party begins!”

Chorus

On N.Y. Eve I will come to you, bum!
Yo, baby-killa, don’t drink like a fish,
Don’t make me nervous, just make a wish!
On N.Y. Eve would you mime my new rhyme? “A-ha!”
Take it easy and shake your body
Get your friends to the dance, yo!

Verse 2

Frosty blushed grills, eyes are beaming
Snow-balls, snow-buns, snow-tits trimming
Why the fuck I have this bad reputation? Fuck that!
I’m heading to the next destination
Knock-knock-“Who’s that?”-knock-knock-“Guess who!
Idiot! It’s Santa came to visit you!
Yo, 20-years’ oldster didn’t know I’m true,
I’m tired and I’m hungry! Boo-hoo!
Get your homey’s face outa my salad
You have a nice place full of callow fellows
Get me a Champaign with a splash of peach juice!
Hey, everybody, yo, listen to my good news:
No chupa-chups, no chocolate, no toys –
Phallus for ladies and “Hustler” for boys!
Don’t be that dragging, isn’t it racing?
Do as I do – get funky and messy!

Chorus

Children:
“Hey, it’s not yours, look, it’s written here: “For little Tommy Johns”, right?
“Yea, you are right, but you are too young to listen to such cheesy crap, so give it to me and go nap-nap, buddy!”

Rapture

Verse 1

Fab Freddy told me
Everybody’s fly
Flash is fast, DJ spinning
I said “My, my”
You don’t stop sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
You drive all night,
So right, you see a light
Coming right down,
With no sound,
Slowly landing on the ground
You knew it
It’s no doubt a man from Mars
You try to run, but for nothing,
He’s got a big gun
He shoots you dead
In your head

Chorus:

Toe to toe dancing very close
Body breathing almost comatose
Wall to wall people hypnotized
And they stepping lightly
Hang each night in rapture

Verse 2

And then you’re
In the man from Mars
And you go out every night
You go on eating cars
You eat everything you see
That’s your need
So you go out at night and eat up bars
Where people meet
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour through the sewer
Paint a train
Break your pain
Singing in the rain you see
Now you see
What you wanna be
Just try to have your own party
On the blue TV

Chorus:

Back to back sacroiliac
Spineless movement and a wild attack
Face to face sightless solitude
And it’s finger popping
24 hour shopping in rapture

Cause the man from Mars won’t eat up bars
He’s gone back up to space
Away from human race

 

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