Damn, woman! Where’s my beer now?

Oh, what a headache i’ve got after that big crazy
I got drunk, shot my wad and I felt like junk
Then I realized something changed
And now I see you by my side –
You are my man, I am your bride
It happened so suddenly and will last eternally
I’m confused to a T, I can’t believe this could be
I see that marriage is not what they used to show on TV
Now I guessed what it means to me –
I’m getting less and less free

I see you every day – it should be otherwise
Every week for me is like seven tries
When I sex with you – it’s just an exercise
I’m stuck forever!


It goes on and on
Since we live together (x2)
It goes on and on
I love you right along
But it’s not easy to be patient and strong
It goes on and on
Now I see that my big love is gone
It goes on and on I’ll never leave you alone
But it’s not easy to be patient and strong

Some time passed and I discovered that you’re a poke,
You splutter when you talk, limb when you walk and do your daily work
I started noticing the most unimportant things
And everything that’s happening to me is like a sick joke!
I’m so disgusted when you tremblekiss me
You’re weak and you’re freak and you can’t possess me
You found no approaches to my personality,
Can not undress me, caress me, protect and guess me

I can’t stand it anymore – I get in such a rise
You know what it’s for, you try to be wise
I snafu all again – you apologize
I’m stuck forever!


My mama told me I should be nice
I shouldn’t curse and drink too much
I’ve never taken her good advice
And now I have to pay the price

It’s like in childhood – the sweetest kasha turns into shit
When mama stuffs another spoon and says that I must eat
If it’s not eaten – I’ll be beaten, so I had to spit!
Now I spit your love – it became too sweet
Driving me mad, I said I’d better be dead
Eat my morning bread, be fat, the situation’s all wet
I gotta go to your bed and simply get what I get ’cause
It’s my motherfucking duty you said!


Since then I don’t take any decisions one over the eight
Think before jump! I’m telling you straight, ’cause it can be late!